You know you live in the country when. . . .

Any watermelon left outside unattended, for even a minute, becomes fair game to a pack of chickens ready for a mid-afternoon snack.

Yeah, that literally took them like two minutes to accomplish while I was unloading the car. And after seeing the dent they'd made in it, I threw my hands up and said, "Go ahead and enjoy." And believe me, they certainly did. Silly birds *shakes head* ;)